An Object for Satisfying Sexual Needs p.3

Here i am – on the road again. This time only Eastern Europe. I started with Romania. Locals taught me to say”no money” to the drivers immediately cuz it’s common there that average people stop cars on the bus stops and pay some money if the want to get from town A to village B. But i also learned to say “no sex”. On the first day of my journey a car stops i say as usually “no money” – “But how you pay?” – “no money” – “but i like you”